Younis Khan Replaces Shoaib Malik

http://content-pak.cricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/387996.html

A new day, a new search

Another interesting search that led someone to my blog 

‘password of humaira.gulzad@gmail.com’

lol this is so funny. Someone is actually trying to find the password to my personal email on the worldwide web. Nice try.

Not even just once,

FIVE TIMES!!! 

Istaghfirullah.

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Is an year a very long time? Or is something that happened an year ago ‘recent’? I once read something that went like this: it doesn’t matter whether you’re happy or sad – time always flies. Is this true? Has the last year been the longest ever? or did it really fly by? I can’t decide.

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Hamzo Musalman Quote

Hamzo: Humaira jaise hum sab musalman hain, aur hrithik rosan log Hindu hain na, (he was trying to explain to me that he was talking about religion), waise hi Saadia aur Shahi log (my colleagues) kya hain?

Humaira: Woh bhi musalman hain

Hamzo: Matlab woh bhi namaz aur sab parhte hain?

Humaira: Nahi namaz nahi parhte, lekin musalman hain

Hamzo: Yeh kaise musalman hue?

Rani Quote

Rani: Pata hai agar meri class mein Zainab na hoti, toh puri class mein mera raj chalta..

Humaira: Abhi kyun Zainab ka raj chalta hai, aur aapka nahi?

Rani: Kyunke woh mujhse zyada gori hai naaaa. Sab usi ki best friend ban na chahte hain.

Ah the joys of being the only Pakistani in an Indian class.

Facial Trading

Now available, at a Salon in Sharjah

I’ve always wanted a new face, but I’m not sure if a new one for 30 dhs will be any better than the one I already have. Also, Sharjah?

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