Tandoori Nights

July 2, 2009

Kya din agaye hain? (What has the world come to?) – Mummy

How can they call a song Tandoori Nights? They’re playing it on the radio as I type, and I don’t understand why anyone would listen to songs like these. And Himesh Reshammiya just makes it worse. Ugh.

The song from Billu Barber – there’s one part where he’s listing how she’s such an angel blah blah, and he says ‘Woh jab nakhun kutarti hai…’. That translates to ‘When she’s cutting her nails’. Seriously? How is that cute/hot in any country/planet/century?

And the worst ever – Zara Zara Touch Me? So cheap. I’m usually all for cheap (my middle name, have I mentioned?) but this is just ridiculous. Of course it doesn’t help that my friends have started singing it every time we meet. With actions! I’ve threatened to break all ties with them, as I sit there muttering haram, but it hasn’t helped yet. Wait till I do it for real, then they’ll know I’m not all talk. Ha!

Their loss.

Right?

Damnit.

10 Responses to “Tandoori Nights”

  1. Stani Army said

    Tawba tawba. Yes, their loss.

    Your middle name what?

  2. Stani Army said

    I thought it was BOGOF (Buy One Get One Free)?

  3. my middle name is BOGOF? no.

  4. I dont have a middle name :) where did you get the BOGOF from?

  5. Stani Army said

    What you mean? The actual phrase or its reference to you?

    The phrase is common on the high streets, markets and shopping centres in the UK, when a product is on a buy one get one free offer.

    Because it implies it is for someone who is searching for a good deal i.e. someone cheap, I was thus able to relate it to you….my cheap little Sister.

    But if your a Pakistani, then I’m afraid you’re synonymous with the BOGOF offers. It’s a given.

    Ya?

  6. its reference to me.
    yes if its cheap, it has to be me. but I’d rather be called cheap than bogof

  7. minerva said

    Tandoori nights is indeed a terrible, terrible track.

  8. its horrible I hate it

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