Tandoori Nights
July 2, 2009
Kya din agaye hain? (What has the world come to?) – Mummy
How can they call a song Tandoori Nights? They’re playing it on the radio as I type, and I don’t understand why anyone would listen to songs like these. And Himesh Reshammiya just makes it worse. Ugh.
The song from Billu Barber – there’s one part where he’s listing how she’s such an angel blah blah, and he says ‘Woh jab nakhun kutarti hai…’. That translates to ‘When she’s cutting her nails’. Seriously? How is that cute/hot in any country/planet/century?
And the worst ever – Zara Zara Touch Me? So cheap. I’m usually all for cheap (my middle name, have I mentioned?) but this is just ridiculous. Of course it doesn’t help that my friends have started singing it every time we meet. With actions! I’ve threatened to break all ties with them, as I sit there muttering haram, but it hasn’t helped yet. Wait till I do it for real, then they’ll know I’m not all talk. Ha!
Their loss.
Right?
Tawba tawba. Yes, their loss.
Your middle name what?
Cheap is my middle name.
Humaira Cheap Gulzad
I thought it was BOGOF (Buy One Get One Free)?
my middle name is BOGOF? no.
What is it really? [Me being serious...yes, it's possible]
I dont have a middle name :) where did you get the BOGOF from?
What you mean? The actual phrase or its reference to you?
The phrase is common on the high streets, markets and shopping centres in the UK, when a product is on a buy one get one free offer.
Because it implies it is for someone who is searching for a good deal i.e. someone cheap, I was thus able to relate it to you….my cheap little Sister.
But if your a Pakistani, then I’m afraid you’re synonymous with the BOGOF offers. It’s a given.
Ya?
its reference to me.
yes if its cheap, it has to be me. but I’d rather be called cheap than bogof
Tandoori nights is indeed a terrible, terrible track.
its horrible I hate it