What the world thinks of me

Sach Bataon?

Mummy

You walk like a duck. But I’m sure Shoaib Malik still likes you.

Sobia

You are beyond cheap, Humaira. But I’m sure Shoaib Malik still likes you.

Aisha

Is that why you have a twinkling eyes? And I’m sure Shoaib Malik likes you.

Random guy promoting Showtime packages

You’re a little chulbuli. And I’m sure Shoaib Malik likes you.

UK

I think you’re the coolest person in the office. You’re not a try hard, you don’t try to be cool… you just naturally are cool. And I’m sure Shoaib Malik likes you.

Clare

Regardless of what Clare said, I don’t think you can get away with wearing two different shoes to work Humaira. And I’m sure Shoaib Malik likes you.

Michelle

I guess there is still hope you will not grow up to be a husband beater. And I’m sure Shoaib Malik really really likes you.

Stani Army

You’re just crazy (in the best way possible). And I’m sure Shoaib Malik likes you.

That Mash Guy

You have this unique ability of appearing right even when you’re blatantly wrong. And I’m sure Shoaib Malik likes you.

Radio Shak

Your posts are hilarious. Like, really.

kk

6 Responses to “me me me”

  1. shiny said

    now the sach?

  2. Somebody has a crush on Shoaib Malik! But why? Were all the good looking guys dead?

  3. Hira S. said

    errm…we’re talking about that cricket wala dude right?

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